10. "You know I murdered my first hitchhiker to that album"

9. "Do you wanna reenact the Madonna-Britney kiss? I'll be Britney...or Madonna"

8. "You look kinda Garfunkelly"

7. "Dude, you gotta listen to this tape I made of a couple raccoons doin' it"

6. "The Liza Minnelli section's over there"

5. "F.Y.I., I'm nailing Sam Goody's wife"

4. "Stay away from aisle three -- Puffy's got a gun"

3. "Dance... Dance... Dance... Dance... Dance..."

2. "What a shock seeing you in a store called 'Virgin'"

1. "I'm sorry these listening stations are down, but I can sing this one for you if you want..." (he sings)