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Top Ten Jokes: Top Ten Al Roker Explanations For Why It's So Cold"





Top Ten Al Roker Explanations For Why It's So Cold"



10. "An area of low pressure, which is formed in eastern Canada, moved quickly southeast... oh, who am I kidding? I have no idea what I'm talking about"

9. "You didn't hear it from me, but earth has spun out of orbit and is hurdling away from the sun"

8. "With a Kuchinich Presidency still a slight possibility, hell is beginning to freeze over"

7. "Who cares about the weather -- "Don't I look great?""

6. "The Gods are angry about that Britney Spears marriage"

5. "Someone must have left the Ed Sullivan Theater doors open"

4. "If I actually knew, don't you think I'd be doing something about it"

3. "Let's just say it's gonna stay cold 'till I get a raise"

2. "Don't know, but we could figure it out over a warm snuggle by a roaring fire at my place"

1. "It's January, you pantywaists -- get over it!!"



From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 01/15/2004


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