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Top Ten Jokes: Late Show Top Ten Cool Things About Pitching A Perfect Game

Late Show Top Ten Cool Things About Pitching A Perfect Game

10. "After this, I can go 0-15 for the year and honestly not give a crap"

9. "My pre-game dinner at Denny's tonight? On the house!"

8. "Shows everyone that even though I'm 40, I can still...I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought"

7. "Cool to get congratulatory call from the President, even though he kept calling me "Larry"

6. "Can walk up to guys who've thrown no-hitters and whisper, "Loser"

5. "All the pine tar I can eat!"

4. "Your catcher hugs you and it feels kinda...nice"

3. "Maybe people will finally forget about the time I killed that bird"

2. "It's just one more thing about me that's perfect, am I right, ladies?"

1. "George Steinbrenner just offered me a billion dollars to sign with the yankees"

From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 05/19/2004

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