10. "Interviews start with, 'Sup, dawg?'"

9. "Once a month, Ashton Kutcher punks a world leader"

8. "Something bad happens in the world, anchor does a shot"

7. "Make '60 Minutes' stopwatch digital"

6. "Less about fighting in Middle East, more about fighting between Nick and Jessica"

5. "Spell news with a 'Z' - - The kids eat up crap like that"

4. "Get a drunk weatherman like 'The Today Show'

3. "Anyone who sits through an entire broadcast gets an Ipod"

2. "Anchor must deliver the news while fighting off a rattlesnake"

1. "Less frontin', more straight out trippin'"