10. "Campaigned a month in Ohio before realizing you're running in Iowa"

9. "You endorsed your opponent"

8. "Campaign coverage always includes phrase "Pantless Candidate"

7. "Bird Flu? Your idea"

6. "Encouraged supporters to get out and vote this Thursday"

5. "You've pledged to 'Tax America back to the Stone Age'"

4. "Only endorsement is from disgraced former FEMA director Michael Brown"

3. "In the debates, you ignored the issues in favor of hilarious ' Yo mama so fat jokes'"

2. "Your slogan: 'I will destroy you'"

1. "You brag about having the magnetism of Gore and the intellect of Bush"