10. "If George Bush had Dick Cheney's first name, his name would be Dick Bush and I'll tell you I'd listen to a lot more of his speeches"

9. "Did the Patriot Act take care of Mujibur and Sirajul?"

8. "Shouldn't Crystal Bernard be in 'Playboy' by now... I mean we did our part and sat through seven seasons of 'Wings'"

7. "Laura Bush killed a guy"

6. "This is the best moment in television since Mr. Belvedere sat on his own nuts and fainted"

5. "Did you know Jim Belushi had a brother who was in TV, too?"

4. "Hey Ben Affleck and Matt Damon we're all still waiting on that second Oscar-winning script"

3. "I have always wanted to do this...ladies and gentlemen, the Max Weinberg Seven"

2. "If Jay Leno makes you laugh, chances are I don't care for you as a person"

1. "We should all buy more American-made products which at last check are down to porn and cheeseburgers"