10. "Is it worth pawning the crap she left in her dressing room?"

9. "And we thought the loud one would give us all the trouble"

8. "How about we say Star had to leave because she tested positive for steroids?"

7. "I haven't been this upset since Debbie what's-her-name left"

6. .

5. "Easy on the gin, Barbara"

4. "Is Hugh Downs still alive?"

3. .

2. "If any straight men watched this show, they'd really enjoy the catfighting"

1. "If I want to watch a couple of old hags whine, I'll watch Dave and Paul"