10. It's broadcast on the Animal Planet network

9. Entrants must be over 70

8. Miss France gets ejected for violently head-butting Miss Italy

7. Instead of sash, Miss Iran is wearing an ammo vest

6. Contestants are judged in three categories: evening gown, interview, and competitive meatball-eating

5. Described as an "inner beauty" pageant

4. It's hosted by the decomposed remains of Bert Parks

3. Winner's platform: Spreading the message of Scientology

2. Contestants must have slept with Christie Brinkley's husband

1. Competitions highlighted by shootout between Miss Israel and Miss Lebanon