10. You ask about his credentials, he shows you his fishing license

9. For an extra $89.95, he'll paint your car

8. He is a graduate of Johns Goodman University

7. You can now hear through your nose

6. Some doctors leave their watch inside a patient, he once left a clock/radio

5. You're mistaken for Kim Jong-Il more than you used to

4. Your appointment is busted up by a "Dateline" news crew

3. During your exam, he gets naked and draws dotted lines all over himself

2. Twice a month, flies to Mexico for "parts"

1. Sitting in the waiting room: Kenny Rogers