10. Does it come with penicillin?
9. Will it make my wife more whorey?
8. Is it really made out of super-strong polymers developed by NASA?
7. Is the "Please take a number" device included?
6. Which famous slut's bed does 'Consumer Reports' recommend buying?
5. Does sleeping on this bed qualify me to be a Greek shipping heir?
4. Can it comfortably sleep five?
3. Do I need the undercoating?
2. Can I just pay her to break in my current bed?
1. Why is Regis' name carved into the headboard?
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 08/23/2006