10. Mars Probe? What Mars Probe?

9. Forgot to use the Club

8. Those lying weasels at Radio Shack

7. Too much Tang

6. Made by G.E.

5. Them Martians musta shot it down with a ray gun

4. Heh, heh, heh...our space probe sucks...heh, heh, heh

3. At least we didn't blow all our money on some dork screwing around with a car phone

2. Remember Watergate? Well, Nixon's up to his old tricks again!

1. Space monkeys