10. No longer gets winded after pounding down a taco

9. Fewer outbursts about his trouble with Loni

8. Spent pleasant afternoon with this week's three newly discovered half-brothers

7. Can drop Bob Dole with one punch

6. See-saws back and forth on important issues with renewed vigor

5. After intensive briefings by joint chiefs of staff, no longer says "huh?"

4. Let's just say don't go knockin' on the Lincoln bedroom

3. Shouts "Yes!" before the counter girl can even finish asking "Do you want fries with--"

2. He's fit and ready to take some of the workload from Hillary

1. Catching more mice than "Socks"