10. What's Don King doing here?

9. That Clinton is much puffier in person.

8. I've got Yitzhakmania!

7. Arafat Nachos! Get your Arafat Nachos here!

6. Is it okay for me to start my speech now, Hillary?

5. You sign first--"No, you sign first"--"No, you sign first"--"No, you sign first"...

4. Now do I have this right--in America, if I have a million dollars, I can date Demi Moore?

3. Isn't Arafat kissing that guy a little too long?

2. Gaza! I thought you wanted rights to Zsa Zsa!

1. Yatzhak, Yasir. Yasir, Yatzhak.