10. Rent out Gore for pony rides.

9. Get Chelsea a paper route.

8. Announce that the paper money in everybody's monopoly box is now real money.

7. Put the squeeze on Oprah.

6. Have Sen. Ted Kennedy return all empties for deposit money.

5. Put it on Hillary's MasterCard; let her figure it out.

4. Collect $10 from every long lost half-brother.

3. You put $100 on black. If you win, now you got $200. You leave it, you win again, you got $400. You leave it...

2. Punch out Perot and take his wallet.

1. Use his french fry money.