10. The Domino's pizza guy looks a lot like Ed Bradley

9. Your secretary tells you the men are here to install the hidden microphones

8. You see your accountant wearing brand new "60 Minutes" t-shirt, sweatshirt, and baseball cap

7. You own a sweatshop accused of hiring illegal aliens and a woman calling herself "Morlene Safer" applies for a job

6. Guy wearing CBS News cap always emerging from your shrubbery, asking to use your bathroom

5. Everywhere you look: Andy Rooney's eyebrows

4. Wherever you go you hear a really loud ticking noise

3. While lying in bed after seducing you, Leslie Stahl starts asking oddly detailed questions about your business

2. While lying in bed after seducing you, Morley Safer starts asking you oddly detailed questions about your business.

1. There's a microphone in your pants