10. Picked up a lot of jargon from Bush, like "congress" and "Washington"

9. Would be fun to see it spelled "Natoe"

8. Five words: State of the Union flashcards

7. No need for Camp David; give him a box of styrofoam peanuts and he's entertained for hours

6. New cabinet post: Secretary of cartoons

5. Was allowed to visit the White House once during the Bush administration

4. Wouldn't be out of touch with the concerns of the not-so-bright

3. America is the Love Boat, and he wants to be our Captain Stubing (shot of Gavin Macleod)

2. His wife is smart enough to run the country

1. Four more years of Quayle jokes