10. Feet swell up, ears catch on fire, nose explodes

9. In the so-called "serum," you recognize a couple of Cheerios.

8. When you walk into a room, people say, "Hey, it's Shelley Winters!"

7. Two weeks after getting the shot, you die of the flu.

6. The next day you find yourself on stage, rubbing yourself with the Puerto Rican flag.

5. It looks like chafing ... it feels like chafing ... but it isn't chafing.

4. You got the shot from a street vendor.

3. You immediately fall asleep, and when you awake it's 2025 and your mission is to track down Wesley Snipes.

2. Your skin darkens, and you start saying awful things about Whoopi.

1. Hives the size of melons