10. Oven mitts full of angry hornets

9. To increase likelihood of thrilling bake-off avalanche, hold bake-off at bottom of snow-covered mountain.

8. Claudia Schiffer marches around in nothing but a couple dabs of frosting.

7. Allow steroids.

6. See how long it takes to hail a cab at rush hour.

5. President Clinton can attack at any time and try to eat your entry before the judges see it.

4. First prize: $10,000. Second prize: death!

3. All recipes must contain both "Nitro" and "Glycerin."

2. Have that little doughboy "do it" with Mrs. Butterworth.

1. Guess what? That ain't meringue!