10. You're handed a beard and instructed to vote again.

9. Voting machine just an old dishwasher with candidates' names pasted under control buttons

8. You spot Richard Nixon sneaking around in a wig and a dress

7. Whole place is manned by monkeys in paper hats

6. In the booth next to you -- Vincent Price

5. To prove your citizenship, volunteer asks for your bank card and pin number

4. Guy shouts from back room "Anybody got some more white-out?"

3. Instead of a voting booth, they have you line up at a Port-O-San.

2. Senator Packwood is standing a little too close to you in the voting booth.

1. The only two names on the ballot are Siskel and Ebert.