10. Get pothole named after you

9. Mayor's table at Blimpie's

8. Every single day: your weight in quarters from the Lincoln Tunnel toll booth

7. The city is sparkling clean and free of crime, so it's not a very hard job.

6. Any trouble, you just call Batman.

5. It's the second most powerful position in New York, right behind the head of the Gambino family.

4. Only one allowed to spit off top of Empire State Building

3. Full control of secret nuclear arsenal aimed at New Jersey

2. Every Tuesday: hoagies with Sharpton

1. Chicks dig mayors.