10. Which one's Bowe and which one's Holyfield?

9. Damn, where's my index card with all my homespun witticisms?

8. Gore and Perot disagree on World Trade -- but they slow dance beautifully together!

7. Wife #8 on your private line, Mr. King.

6. How about I just buy Mexico?

5. What the hell was that prize wonderland thing?

4. Sorry to interrupt, gentlemen, but 98% of the country has now dozed off.

3. Who are you calling stiff? You jug-eared freak!

2. Thank you. I'm glad you think Mrs. Gore is a fox, Senator Packwood.

1. Look out, parachute!