10. Hired private detective to have himself followed

9. Kept offering Larry King a chance to go through his pockets

8. All he wants to do is get home and feed the chickens.

7. Since June, has had four hysterical pregnancies

6. Started debate by rubbing Mexican flag between his legs

5. His ears still flap, but no longer in unison

4. Showed up for debate without Stockdale

3. Now up to five haircuts a day

2. Wants to now be called Ross "Dice" Perot

1. Announced his engagement to Whoopi