10. Grills you for two hours about your "turn ons" and "turn offs"

9. Tells you, "You have a right to remain naked"

8. Her badge number is 38 double "D"

7. She restrains you with her cleavage

6. For the first time in your life, you enjoy being handcuffed

5. When she signs her name on your summons, dots "I"s with a happy face

4. Says "Book 'im, Hef"

3. You find yourself praying to be strip searched

2. Her partner says, "Spread 'em" and she does

1. First words: "This is a bust!"