10. I love it when they smash their walkers at the end of a song.

9. The medic alert beepers are drowning out the music.

8. Look! The new guy on bass! It's Matlock.

7. He means, time was on their side.

6. Start me up! I'm serious! This isn't part of the song!

5. It looks like a comet smashed into Keith Richards.

4. Cool! Jagger's teeth just landed in my lap!

3. What's Letterman doing up there with a fiddle?

2. Michael Jackson married? Please...!

1. I can't get no met-a-mucil