10. Guy hits a lob on Tuesday; opponent returns it on Wednesday.

9. Announcer keeps saying lame things like "That's one short volley for man, one giant match point for mankind."

8. In space, no one can hear John McEnroe.

7. If players argue, umpire cuts off their oxygen.

6. Final round: Michael Stich vs. one of them Star Trek dudes.

5. Lots of laughs when line judge and his tall chair get knocked over by a low-flying comet.

4. Sampras has just smashed another blistering two mile an hour serve!

3. Spectator Rush Limbaugh mistaken for Goodyear blimp.

2. Serve one really hard and it goes all the way around and hits you in the ass.

1. Two words: Floatin' trophies!