10. One guy keeps getting questions about what he had for lunch

9. You hear the phrase, "Come on down, Mom"

8. Answer the questions about the capital of Kentucky and you could be the next Frankfurt--I mean, Champion!

7. You see Fabio run the board during "Double Jeopardy"

6. Every time a contestant touches the buzzer they fall down dead

5. Suddenly Alex Trebek doesn't give a damn whether anybody phrases their answers in the form of a question

4. Bob Barker has been neutered (I'm sorry, that's a sign the game show host you're watching is fixed)

3. Whenever some of the other contestants start to answer, they're chomped in the ass by a vicious wolverine

2. It's "Family Feud" and the Quayles win

1. Please welcome, our returning champion: Forrest Gump!