10. Introduce new rule at debates: mention the economy, do a shot.

9. Two words: Jenny Craig

8. Use trick photography in campaign ads to make head appear normal size.

7. Lose the toga.

6. Gain the crucial endorsement of influential Bangladeshi political leaders, Mujibur and Sirajul.

5. Stop referring to his five terms in the U.S. Senate as "refills."

4. New slogan: several wives can't be wrong!

3. Stop responding to reporters' questions with, "Lemme ask my buddy Jack Daniels."

2. Jazzercise like a son of a bitch.

1. Put on his damn pants!