10. They pay you a dollar a year for 70 million years

9. Sure, you can afford lunch in New York City, but what about dinner?

8. Citibank raises the limit on your Visa card to $100 million, and suddenly you're in over your head

7. You immediately lose your credibility as a dunk tank clown

6. Tip a waiter anything less than a thousand bucks, and he'll crack your skull with a pepper mill

5. Paperboy tries to convince you that The New York Times now costs $1,200 a day

4. You know you'll just spend it on 70 million more lottery tickets, you moron

3. Some chemical in all that green ink turns you into a crazy little chipmunk like Ross Perot

2. You donate it to a college, and they name a building after you called "Lucky Bastard Hall"

1. Overstuffed wallet makes your ass look huge