10. You've renamed all of your children and pets "Lance"

9. You're thinking about killing somebody just on the chance you'd wind up in his courtroom

8. You call Court TV to suggest a 48-hour Ito-athon

7. You find him guilty! Guilty of being adorable!

6. Your name is Robert Shapiro

5. You buy bags of Fritos and cut them up just to have the word "Ito" for your scrapbook

4. In court room, you shout "Hold me in contempt! But just hold me!"

3. When you see him on Court TV, you start licking the screen

2. You're wearing a button that says "Ito is Neato"

1. That's not a gavel in your pants