10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

9. Its celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.

8. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.

7. You know them floppy disks? Well this baby's got a floppy keyboard!

6. You type in: "Need comedy bit for talk show"; it prints out: "Stunt doubles."

5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.

4. Screen frequently freezes and message comes up "Ain't it break -time, Chester?"

3. The manual contains one sentence: "Good luck!"

2. The only chip inside is a Dorito.

1. It cyber-sucks!