10. Obsessed with Wilford Brimley 9. Minoxydil in his Alpo 8. Picks up free HBO 7. Gooned on malt liquor 6. Previously owned by Lyle Lovett 5. Grand champion: static cling division 4. Needs a flea collar 3. On loan from a car wash 2. The third Menendez brother 1. Ed Sullivan Theater rat
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 02/14/1995 |