10. Does it always smell like this?
—Jaine from South Dakota

9. Do you think we'll ever see our luggage again?
—Jon and Nancy from Massachusetts

8. Which way to the emergency room?
—Paul from Florida

7. Five bucks for a lousy cup of coffee?
—Stu from Illinois

6. Who's that gap-toothed fella with the world-famous Paul Shaffer?
—Martin from Alabama

5. How do I get to Seinfeld's apartment?
—Julie from Maine

4. What's with Mayor Giuliani's hair?
—Judith from California

3. Is it true that the hot dogs in New York explode?
—Lou from New Mexico

2. Which way to the hookers?
—Craig from Pennsylvania

1. Go what myself?
—Ed from Nevada