10. Tried to go to Vietnam in Bill's place, but the army said, "no, thanks"

9. Bill won't touch Hillary unless she's wearing the Mayor McCheese outfit

8. He's half Clinton, half Piscopo

7. As college sophomore, Bill smoked really big joint and spent three months chasing an armadilloacross the Mojave Desert

6. During brother's inauguration, took a leak in the reflecting pool

5. If you rearrange the letters in Roger Clinton you get "Forrest Gump"

4. As early as second grade, Bill was known around the playground as "one-term Bubba"

3. He taught Kato Kaelin how to dance (VT of Kato dancing)

2. That "Oprah-Uma" thing was his idea

1. He voted for Perot