10. John Madden's masseuse

9. The guy that gathers live beetles for Morley Safer's lunch

8. T.V. repairman in Amish country

7. Campaign director for Clinton '96

6. Hooker at Star Trek convention

5. Bodyguard/husband, Roseanne

4. Commercial salesman for CBS prime time

3. Hosting the Academy Awards

2. Babysitter for the Menendez brothers

1. Being Fabio