10. Russia will resume making payments on Girl Scout Cookies ordered from Chelsea

9. Agree to disagree on who's puffier

8. Whopper with cheese costs more than plain Whopper, but worth it

7. U.N. troops will be sent to stabilize CBS

6. They'll still talk on the phone after they're not re-elected

5. Vodka. French Fries. The potato is God's finest creation

4. Two countries will share advances in gravy technology

3. Beer before liquor -- get drunk quicker

2. That blond diplomatic attache from Sweden: Yowzah!

1. Deep frying is a good thing