10. Whose tiny fingers are these in the table saw?

9. The Keebler Elves? Yeah, making cookies...there's a tough gig

8. Hey Santa, it's Anna Nicole Smith on the phone for you

7. You know Rudolph's 'naturally red nose'? Collagen injection

6. Uh-oh--looks like Fat Boy drank his lunch again

5. Shut down the assembly line for the 'Central Park West' action figures

4. Which gifts should we plant at O.J.'s house?

3. Whew! Mia Farrow sure has a lot of kids!

2. Someday I'm gonna make it outta here, just like Ross Perot did

1. It may be jiggling like a bowl of jelly, but it ain't his tummy