10. Hand out thermal turbans to cab drivers

9. Visit Time Square's new outdoor strip club: "Chapped Laps"

8. Hook up team of rats and start your own Iditarod

7. During high winds, spit off the Empire State Building and try to nail someone in Newark

6. As a goodwill gesture, go down to Times Square and offer to de-ice a hooker

5. Play prank on crackhead by selling him vial of snow

4. Walk in front of CBS, slip on the ice, and sue! sue! sue!

3. Throw snowballs at an archery target

2. Stay home and fax people the finger

1. Walk through Time's Square with a sign around your neck that says, "Plow Me"