10. Hello, room service? Fry me up a couple burros!

9. Look at what I found in the piñata -- shredded Whitewater documents

8. Wow -- the president just caught and ate a live iguana

7. Hey Gore, more salsa!

6. Janet Reno is muy, muy grande

5. What's the Spanish word for 'supersize?'

4. Sorry, there's no presidential discount here at the Mexico City Hooters

3. These Mexicans sure know how to run a Taco Bell

2. That's not a piñata -- but don't stop whacking it!

1. Hola, Tubby