10. Nailed R2D2

9. Just for the hell of it, told the I.R.S. computer to audit Bill Gates

8. Went online pretending to be a transvestite: had cybersex with Eddie Murphy

7. Spent a romantic evening at home with his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy

6. Got drunk and beat the crap out of a Nintendo

5. Called up Moviefone and bought Garry Kasparov twenty tickets for everything

4. Doing a guest spot on "Friends" as Monica's "brainy" new boyfriend

3. Enjoyed a refreshing game of ping-pong

2. Downloaded some pictures of Teri Hatcher and gave the ol' mouse a workout

1. He's going to www.Disneyworld.com!