10. Oh no, Marlon Brando is headed to the nude beach!

9. Actually, we Americans don't know what Mr. Stallone is saying either

8. And now, a brand new category: lamest volcano movie

7. Je m'appelle Butthead

6. I'm sorry, Mr. Stern, but room service does not deliver lesbians

5. Uh-oh -- Jean Claude Van Damme got drunk and kicked himself in the head

4. I can't believe they gave a special jury award to that 'Juice Tiger' infomercial

3. The prize for special achievement in gay cinema goes to 'Batman and Robin'!

2. Look, it's Jabba The Hutt!... No, it's just Roger Ebert"

1. Le 'Booty Call' -- c'est magnifique!