10. When I look at you, my pants fly in formation
9. If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age
8. I've heard great things about you from President Clinton
7. How would you like to serve under me?
6. You've just been targeted by a heat-seeking missile of love
5. See this medal? It's for pleasing the ladies beyond the call of duty
4. I can still fly four missions a night, if you know what I mean
3. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber
2. Want to learn what the `F' stands for in F-16?
1. My sights are locked on you!
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 06/09/1997