Groucho Marx
"Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2. After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa. The first morning saw us up at six, breakfasted, and back in bed at seven. This was our routine for the first three months. We finally got so we were in bed at six-thirty ... One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks, but they were embedded in so firmly that we couldn't budge them. Of course, in Alabama, the Tuskaloosa. But that's entirely irrelephant to what I was talking about. We took some pictures of the native girls--but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks."