Seinfeld
"Well, my swimming pool problems are solved. I just found myself miles and miles of open lanes." - Kramer
"What is that smell?" - Jerry
"That's East River." - Kramer
"You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?" - Jerry
"Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage." - Kramer
"How could you swim in that water?" - Jerry
"I saw a couple other guys out there." - Kramer
"Swimming?" - Jerry
"Well... floating. They weren't moving much, but they were out there." - Kramer