Seinfeld
"You've got your shirt in my oven?" - Jerry
"Well, I didn't have enough quarters for the dryer, but this is better anyway. And it's more convenient." - Kramer
"Oh, for both of us." - Jerry
"Yeah, and I have a lot more control. I got a shirt going for ten minutes at 325." - Kramer
"What's wrong with your oven?" - Jerry
"I'm baking a pie." - Kramer