Seinfeld
"Why do they call it a wedgie?" - Elaine
"Because the underwear is pulled up from the back until... it wedges in." - George
"They also have an Atomic Wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. It's very rare." - Jerry"Boys are sick." - Elaine
"What do girls do?" - Jerry
"We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder." - Elaine