Charlie Kadau
"If your monthly phone bill includes over seventy-five dollars' worth of calls to Entertainment Tonight 900-number opinion polls, get a life ... If you always make a point to sit up front on a bus so you can ''chat' with the driver ... get a life! If you still own and operate a CB radio and you are not a licensed interstate truck driver ... get a life! If you are on a first-name basis with all of the security guards at your local shopping mall ... Get a life!"