Barack Obama gets away to Hawaii for a weekend of walking on water. The moment his copter touches down on the beach, he throws off his jacket, tie, shirt, and shoes; rolls up his pant legs, and runs (Click to see more...)
Seinfeld "You've got your shirt in my oven?" - Jerry "Well, I didn't have enough quarters for the dryer, but this is better anyway. And it's more convenient." - Kramer "Oh, for both of us." - Jerry "Yeah, and I have a lot more control. I got a shirt going for ten minutes at 325." - Kramer "What's wrong with your oven?" - Jerry "I'm baking a pie." - Kramer