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Ethnic Jokes: Please, Hymie!

Please, Hymie!

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Two Jewish men were talking, and one old man says, "Ah! Every day, I pray and I pray that I should vin the Lottery! And, Pah! What do I get? Nothing. Bupkes! Not a dime!" His friend shakes his head and says, "Hymie! Meet him half vay! Buy a ticket!!"

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