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Knock Knock 79



Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hacienda!
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the story!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hagar!
Hagar who?
Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haifa!
Haifa who?
Haifa cake is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste!


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