There were three people, two guys ,and a girl who died and went to heaven. As they were talkin to Jesus he said, "Whatever you do dont step on my ducks".
On the first day a guy stepped on a duck, and when he woke up the next day he was chained to the uglyest girl he had ever seen.
Later that day the second guy steped a duck and when he woke up the next day he was chained to the uglyest girl he had ever seen.
That day Jesus was talking to the girl and he said, "You have been good and didnt step on a duck, that I will reward you." so when she woke up she was chained to the most handsome guy she ever seen. As they started to talk she asked him, "How did you ended up here?" and he said, "Well, I stepped on a duck..."